Amelia's Question About Philosophy, Ethics, World History and Literature
In words of our bellowed EB only three little things can save Hollywood: Romance, Romance, and more Romance. Some of the ideas we've discussed were odd pairings of some of the biggest stars in projects that would be basically romantic comedies. One of them that EB and Bill felt strongly about was a remake of Goldoni's SERVANT OF TWO MASTERS, with none else but Mr. Stallone as Truffaldino. Tom Arnold and Laura Dern would be cast as masters.

Now would you pay any money to go and see this one?

Certainly! I would pay any money they ask, and wait all night in line if necessary.

The whole idea stinks! I wouldn't go see those three in ANYTHING, even if they pay me!

I can wait till it comes out on tape.