William Cohen, the Secretary of offense, said this morning on CNN that the United States
have to get more involved in the Kosovo crisis because it has to maintain its credibility
as the leader of NATO and as the "moral leader" of the world. I must've been
asleep or abducted by the UFO and taken to an undisclosed location someplace where no news
from planet Earth are available. So please let me know, when did this vote for the moral
leader of the world took place, who was eligible to vote, and where there any other
candidates? Also, how the voting went, was there any campaign, and what was the
margin, was it a general vote, or did the people of the world vote through their
representatives, either their national leaders or through their representatives in the
so-called United Nations?
While I was away on a planet faraway, they must've changed the definition of the word
moral. There used to be something called "moral behavior. Silly me, I still remember
the first rule of ethics, of moral behavior, called "the golden rule" that in
essence said: don't do unto others what you wouldn't like the others to do to you. Now
it's changed to: don't do unto others, unless you can do it with impunity.
Where is that UFO to take me away again. This time for good.