Jelena Beronja (yelenaberonya@yahoo.com)
Sat, 10 Apr 1999 03:13:15 -0700 (PDT)

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NATO pakta na SRJ. Lista sluzi kao dopuna vestima, sa temama
vazanim za zivot i prezivljavanje civilnog stanovnistva SRJ.

I got this recent information from friend of mine. I don't know the
source, but it sounds interesting:


White House--President Clinton announced today an all out bombing
offensive against England will begin in two weeks, unless a peace
accord is ratified by England and its break-away province of Northern

"Using the fine logic we crafted in the Kosovo intervention, we have
decided to add, incrementally, to the list of peace initiatives around
the world," he said in a prepared statement. A background briefing
indicated that on a weekly schedule, the Clinton administration would
intervene in the following areas:

Week one -- Bombing of England to free Northern Ireland
Week two -- Bombing of Ankara, Baghdad and Teheran to free the Kurds.
Week three -- Bombing of several random African countries to stop the
Hutus from killing Tutsis.
Week four -- Bombing of both Istanbul and Athens to solve the Cyprus
Week five -- Bombing of Madrid to free the Basque Country.
Week six --Bombing of Ottawa to free the Québécois..
Week seven --Bombing of Jakarta to free the Timor Islands.
Week eight --Bombing of New Delhi to free the Tamil peoples of Sri
Week nine -- Bombing of Paris to free Corsica
Week ten --Bombing of Washington, D.C. to free the Confederate of
Southern States, held captive for 139 years.

"This schedule will do until we can come up with others," said
Madeline Albright, Secretary of State.

She did not respond when asked when the bombing of Beijing in order to
free Tibet would occur.

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