Najbolje Parole!

RTS televizija, Slobina lazovizija
KOMUNISTE medju gliste
Dobili ste JAJA, evo i KOBAJA
Djindjic predsednik kosarkaskog saveza
Lazes Slobo, zubi su ti masni
Sacica slucajnih prolaznika
Ja za KORDON imam KONDOM
Deju za rektora, Piksija za prorektora, a pivo za raju
Ja sam maloumni, maloletni, izmanipulisani profasista
Izmanipulisani profesor univerziteta
Miro, vrati se u Indiju. Tamo krave ne ubijaju
Marko opet zdipio kola, oca mu jebem lopovskog
B92-RTS 1:0, teren:vlazan; sudija:vrhovni sud; gledalaca:sacica;
         strelci: D. Milanovic (autogol)
Brisite bda vas ne bi obrisali
Dosta su pametniji popustali
Ne diraj lava dok protestuje
Ovaj narod niko ne sme da bije
Do kad cemo ziveti u mraku?
Ovo je najvazniji ispit
Mi imamo lek. (studenti farmacije)
Mi cemo ti suditi (studenti prava)
Propali student besplatno rusi vlast. Sifra "prosek 8.80"
Demokratija je kad ne budes zatvoren zato sto si bio otvoren
Jesi li dosao da protestujes ili da blenes u transparent, bre!
Dalje neces moci, zvacu decu
Javi Djuri da blokira aerodrom
Srbija je park iz doba JULE
Nova merna jedinica: JUS XII 1996 SACICA=20000 studenata
Posteni izbori. Kako to lepo zvuci
VLAST - corava, muitava, gluva
Nismo mi pecurke, pa da nas cuvate u mraku i hranite govnima
Moli se posteni nalazac istine da istu vrati na portirnicu RTS-a
Samo u Srbiji postoji pet racunskih operacija: sabiranje, oduzimanje,
          mnozenje, deljenje i drpanje
HASTA LA VISTA COMMUNISTA - PROTESTATOR 3
Ima nesto Srpsko u drzavi Danskoj
Draga, ne ljubi me tako strasno - ovlazice mi koaksijalni kabl!
Johnie Walkerc - jedini setac kojeg jajare vole
Ko je student i studentskoga roda, a ne doso na Plato u 12, da Bog da mu
          u indeksu sve petice bile i nikada godinu ne dao
Ovu bolest lecimo besplatno (psiholozi)
Hranite decu belim lukom, da bi ih lakse nasli u mraku
Studenti FON-a jebu bez kurtona
PENDREK PENETRACIJA, zar to zasluzuje nasa generacija?
Rektore javni se, pa da idemo u zezanje
Lapsus sa RTS-a: A sada nesto sto nema veze sa nama, ali ima veze sa
          demokratijom
Voleo bih da emigriram u zemlju iz Dnevnika 2 RTS-a
Snage HAOSA i BEZUMLJA, PROFASISTICKE ideologije
Kurtone za POLTRONE, kad se uvuku da nesto ne navuku
Boj se OVNA, boj se GOVNA, a kad cu ZIVETI?
Idite sto dalje, BRZIM PRUGAMA SRBIJE. (zeleznicko masinstvo)
Zgazicemo vas. (motorna vozila)
Necete pobeci nasim avionima. (vazduhoplovno masinstvo)
Kolega Milosevicu, nije dovoljno, pali ste. Probajte u JUL-u. Prof. Mira
          Markovic
Slobi od Dantea: Prosao si tri kruga, ostaje ti jos pet.
Nepravedne, nezasluzene i nicim izazvane demonstracije (sacica studenata)
Slobo, dotakao si dno zivota
BATINA je iz JAJA izasla
Mislim, dakle, ne gledam RTS
Slobo, razocarao si me i kao covek i kao komunista
Slobodan Milosevic preminu zbog prevelike doze vlasti
Iskopace vas arheolozi
SLO BE OR NOT SLO BE. THAT IS THE QUESTION!
Bolje H2S nego RTS
Velickovicu, pakuj se! Vracaju se OTPISANI
Zbog ulaska vode u koaksijalni kabl, doslo je do neprilagodjenja antenskog
          sistema na predajnik, pa molimo nadlezne iz RTS-a da nam isisaju
          vodu iz koaksijalnog kabla
Nisu samo krave poludele
I plavuse su ukapirale
Ko na nas krene, iz mesta je najebo (studenti)
Ko je kod njega bio na izborima, ni pakao mu nece tesko pasti (Pantelija)
Doce zima, pravicemo SNESKA i bice SRBIJA slobodna ko CESKA
RTS - Reprezentacija Trovaca Srbije
Deca su nase najvece bogatstvo. I ove godine ocekujemo dobar izvoz
Svakome po zasluzi - nekome KURSUMLIJA, nekome METKOVIC, a nekome PALISAD
Ocemo vladavinu prava, a ne ludih krava
Mars u KINU materinu
Dosta je pedesetpet godina seksa - sad smo u klimaksu
Glasam CRVENO, gledam BELO, radim NA CRNO
I Kristofer je dao ostavku
Ubice ga Bili k'o zeca
Dosta muze, druze
ODSTRUMPFOVAO si svoje, VELIKI STRUMPFE
Fundamentalno obrati paznju na ponasanje Tomicu
Setacemo dok ne odsetas
Slobo, Santrace
U zdravoj setnji, zdrav duh

Personal report from within the crowd

22nd day of the protest begins with a song "To Belgrade" from the movie "Who is singing over there?". Who is singing? Everyone is singing. And yelling. That is why so many people have cotton-balls or little pieces of paper in their ears.
There are many pretty girls today. In fact, there are many pretty girls every day. Some people are having their picture taken, posing with a banner which says "There is a P. in H. F. P. & H. F. " Their faces are very serious.
The sky is totally blue today, and it has no intention at all to throw some rain at us. There are people beside us - they are selling chewing gums and whistling lollipops, workers are smiling at us from the second floor of some half-built building. The carnival of anger, although with basically good vibrations, is reaching it's peak.
"We depend only on democracy" says one of the banners, as an answer to accusation that we are financed by some political parties or so-called occupations from other countries.
People are thrilled, they are throwing balloons from their balconies, they love us, encourage us to continue, to be persistent & brave. They are "finance" us with their smiles. They are the only ones we depend on, that we live for. And they live for us. Today we will go to Zemun, that means more than 10 miles of walking. I have never written while walking, but it's OK. I want to both witness and participate at the same time. Main bus station, many people. We are all so different with our clothes and some names, but we all want the same - to work and study normally, to live and not to suffer. We want the ones who make the law to respect it. Our demands are minimal. We want to talk to them, they do not want that because they have filthy past (and present) hidden. That is more than enough - we wont let them take our as well. There are also some nervous observers standing on the side of the street. But listen, people, why would we want a life like this? You come to work, you don't work, you drink coffee, you go home, watch TV, have nightmares, because you're dreaming your life as it is. Than you get paid - your paycheck is year and a half (or just a year) late. What kind of life is that? People who criticize us are the people with their eyes closed when standing in front of a mirror. But now, something wild is happening. The bridge we're crossing is rocking left and right. There is panic all over. Girls are screaming and holding on to their boyfriends, the bridge is still rocking. Now there is a car smoking, too. Everybody is afraid of explosion. Or water beneath us. But it's all right. It takes a lot more than seasick to accomplish what we are striving.
New Belgrade & Zemun are overwhelmed with emotions. The traffic lights are useless now. When the people are happening they can not stop it. Traffic light, television it is all the same. Now they are switched off, disqualified, defeated. People are stronger than everything they made. A visit to Rector is next. Animal rights supporters are caring a flyer which says "out with the animals, put the Rector in the cage". Everybody is finding themselves in this protest. That is very nice!
16:04! These are the last news from your superspecialmegamobile ultrareporter, because is getting dark, and it became impossible to write. Rock 'n' roll isn't dead yet, at least not the street r'n'r! Until tomorrow, by!

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