Subject: pigs

Bill Clinton gets off Air Force One with a pig under each arm.

As Clinton passes the G.I. at the bottom of the ramp, the G.I.
salutes and says: "NICE PIGS SIR!"

Clinton stops and says: "Soldier, these are not PIGS, they're
Arkansas Razorbacks, the finest hogs on earth! I got one for
Hillary and one for Chelsea."

To which the G.I. replies: "NICE TRADE SIR!"

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G.I. = general infantry