A boy was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful Princess!". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for one week!". The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I'll stay with you and do *ANYTHING* you want!". Again the boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and put it to the pocket. Finally the frog asked: "What is it? I've told you I'm a beautiful Princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do *ANYTHING* you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The boy said: "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool!"