A black, a jew and a red-neck find an old lamp, they rub it and
"pop", out comes the jeanie. So he looks at them and says, "OK guys,
there's three of you, so you each get one wish." The black guy says:
"Well, me and my brothers is sick of the man putting we down, us
want our own separate country for all the gees to live in peace and
harmony and all." So the jeanie says fine, no problem, and the
blacks get their country. Well, the Jew likes the idea, so he also
asks for his very own little country where all the Jews can live in
peace and harmony with each other, eat kosher food, run banks... the
works. And of course, the jeanie grants him the wish and the Jews
get their own little country. Finally he turns aover to the red-neck
and says "OK, so what do you want?" And the guy goes: "Let me get this
straight: all the niggers are gone, and all the Jews are gone ..
how about a Diet Coke?"