campus humor

G.G.R. (
Mon, 22 Jan 1996 10:33:34 +0000

Sorry Dan

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>One year, at Duke, there were these two guys who were taking Chemistry and
who >did pretty well on all of the quizzes and the midterms and labs, etc.,
such >that going into the final they had a solid A. These two friends were
so >confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week (even
though >the Chem final was on Monday), they decided to go up to UVirginia
and party >with some friends up there. So they did this and had a great
time. However, >with their hangovers and everything, they overslept all day
Sunday and didn't >make it back to Duke until early monday morning. Rather
than taking the final >then, what they did was to find Professor Bonk after
the final and explain to >him why they missed the final. They told him that
they went up to UVa for the >weekend, and had planned to come back in time
to study, but that they had a >flat tire on the way back and didn't have a
spare and couldn't get help for a >long time and so were late getting back
to campus. Bonk thought this over and >then agreed that they could make up
the final on the following day. The two >guys were elated and relieved.
So, they studied that night and went in the >next day at the time that Bonk
had told them. He placed them in separate rooms >and handed each of them a
test booklet and told them to begin. They looked at >the first problem,
which was something simple about molarity and solutions and >was worth 5
points. Cool" they thought, "this is going to be easy." They did >that
problem and then turned the page. They were unprepared, however, for what
>they saw on the next page. It said:
> (95 points) Which tire?

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