women, who needs them?

Man Mountain (9256405@mull.sms.ed.ac.uk)
Mon, 29 Jan 1996 13:01:47 +0000

>>>>>I'm Glad I'm A Woman
>>>>>I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am
>>>>>I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam
>>>>>I don't brag to my buddies about my erections
>>>>>I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions
>>>>>I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown
>>>>>and I know how to put the damned toilet seat down!
>>>>>I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt
>>>>>my belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut
>>>>>and I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch
>>>>>or yell like Tarzan when my head-board gets a notch
>>>>>I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind
>>>>>I'm a woman you see -- I'm just not that kind!
>>>>>I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing
>>>>>I don't have body hair like shag carpeting
>>>>>It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back
>>>>>When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack
>>>>>And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb
>>>>>I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome
>>>>>Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side
>>>>>I'm a woman, you know -- I've got far too much pride!
>>>>>And I honestly think its a privilege for me
>>>>>to have these two boobs and squat when I pee
>>>>>I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball
>>>>>I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal
>>>>>I won't tell you my wife just does not understand
>>>>>stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band
>>>>>or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep
>>>>>then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!
>>>>>Yes, I'm glad I'm a woman, a woman you see
>>>>>you can forget all about that old penis envy
>>>>>I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks
>>>>>join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick
>>>>>I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful it's true
>>>>>I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!
See ya , love Dusch
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