Temperature

Dushan R. Divjak (bluesky@hookup.net)
Mon, 29 Jan 1996 08:34:19 -0500 (EST)

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>Date: Mon, 29 Jan 1996 00:59:21 -0500 (EST)
>From: Zarko Kecic <zkecic@cs.uml.edu>
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>All temps in "F" for your reference.
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> HOW COLD IS IT?
> An annotated thermometer
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> 50 - Miami residents turn on the heat
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> 40 - Californians shiver uncontrollably
> Wisconsinites go swimming
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> 35 - Italian cars don't start
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> 32 - Water freezes
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> 30 - You can see your breath
> You plan your vacation to Australia
> Wisconsinites put on T-shirts
> Politicians begin to worry about the homeless
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> 25 - Boston water freezes
> Californians weep pitiably
> Wisconsinites eat ice cream
> Canadians go swimming
> Cat insists on sleeping on your bed with you
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> 20 - You can hear your breath
> Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
> New York City water freezes
> Miami residents plan vacation further South
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> 15 - You plan a vacation in Mexico
> Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
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> 10 - Too cold to snow
> You need jumper cables to get the car going
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> 5 - You plan your vacation in Houston
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> 0 - American cars don't start
> Alaskans put on T-shirts
> Too cold to skate
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> -5 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
> Wisconsinites' stick tongue on metal objects
> Miami residents cease to exist
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> -10 - Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you
> Politicians actually do something about the homeless
> Wisconsinites shovel snow off roof
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> -15 - Too cold to think
> You need jumper cables to get the driver going
> Only ice chunks hit the bottom of the outhouse
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> -20 - You plan a two week hot bath
> The Mighty Monongahela freezes
> Japanese cars don't start
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> -25 - Californians disappear
> Wisconsinites button top button
> Canadians put on sweaters
> Your car helps you plan your trip South
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> -30 - Congressional hot air freezes
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> -50 - Hell freezes over
> Polar bears move south
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>A few additions

-60 - Canadians thankful for a nice spring day
German cars need two extra cranks to start