Humour (fwd)

Original Bad |Boy (9256405@mull.sms.ed.ac.uk)
Fri, 9 Feb 1996 12:45:19 +0000

sorry Helen!! Bob this is for you!!

US Navy radio conversation:

#1:"Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a
collision."

#2:"Recommend that you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south
to avoid a collision."

#1:"This is the Captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again divert
YOUR course."

#2:"No, I say again you divert YOUR course."

#1:"This is the aircraft carrier Enterprise, we are a large warship
of the U.S. Navy. Divert your course NOW!"

#2:"This is a lighthouse. Your call."
See ya , love Dusch; "when you say that, smile!"
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